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So cows DO fly?

Monday 25 April 2005 om 12u57

Yes, they do.
It is physically imposible for a bird (any bird) to produce this specimen. It has to be a flying cow, horse, hippo, elephant, anything but a bird. It’s also possible that it was the government with some biological weapon, or an analprobing alien that wants to know how we people react on thing like this.

I wanted to post this about 5 days ago, but my parents were on vacation in France and so I didn’t have a digital camera here. I took these pictures yesterday and I am glad I did, because a few hours ago the rain washed it off (ah, I love the rain when it does a good job).
You’re looking at a picture taken in my room, it’s the inside of my window. In the background you can see some backyards in my neighbourhood. You can’t see them very well though, because there is a HUGE PILE OF SHIT BLOCKING YOUR VIEW!

I don’t know if you can see it on the picture, but the “thing” measures 39 centimeters, without the trail. THIRTY NINE CENTIMETERS! That’s 15.35 inches, wow To be absolutely correct I would have to give you numbers in 3 dimensions, or at least in 2, but instead I give you the pictures, after all a picture says more than 1.000 words.

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1. NePhie | Monday 25 April 2005 om 13u03 |
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whoa, that’s some piece of shit you got there

perhaps cushion flew by ?
2. Beau | Monday 25 April 2005 om 13u03 |
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Shit happens!
3. jesus_ | Monday 25 April 2005 om 13u11 |
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@Nephie: No, cush_ shows his ass all the time, not the content
4. Beau | Monday 25 April 2005 om 13u14 |
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But bird-shit also has some green shit in it, doens’t it? Maybe it was just paint.
5. jesus_ | Monday 25 April 2005 om 13u20 |
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I’m pretty sure it’s shit, but I never said it was bird-shit. I think it was a cow (or 2).
6. Littl'Q | Monday 25 April 2005 om 13u34 |
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Of gewoon Jesus met een acute aanval van race-kak. Het raam was de noodoplossing.
7. jesus_ | Monday 25 April 2005 om 13u40 |
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Rofl @ race-kak
8. whacker | Monday 25 April 2005 om 16u55 |
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‘liefste dagboek,
vandaag is er een duif op mijn raam haar/zijn behoefte komen doen
de kaka was wel 30 cm groot.’
moeha
9. Pietel | Monday 25 April 2005 om 17u11 |
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Vandaar de map duivenstront. Hehe.
10. jesus_ | Monday 25 April 2005 om 17u18 |
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Indeedio, busted
11. Kiwi | Monday 25 April 2005 om 20u11 |
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One thing is sure… IT WASNT ME!
I have an alibi!
12. Saeys | Tuesday 26 April 2005 om 03u46 |
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wie meet er nu in godsnaam ne stront … kan er ma ene zijn he doodgaan
13. jesus_ | Tuesday 26 April 2005 om 10u44 |
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It was worth it
14. ntone | Wednesday 27 April 2005 om 17u00 |
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streepke trekken