Archief voor April, 2005

How to Win Any Argument On the Internet

Arguing on the net is retarded

I found this on WZL (this post in particular). It’s a guide on how to win any argument on the internet, and it’s hilarious :)
Read it here.

The highlights:

  1. NEVER DEFEND YOUR OWN POINTS
    • FLAME: hey fag i read ur article abotu ford cars and I just wanna let u know ur stupid and dont know nothing about cars cuz CHEVY IS THE BEST CAR MAKER IN THE WORLD!!!!
    • INCORRECT RESPONSE: No, I firmly believe what I wrote is correct, Ford automobiles have excelled in both price and safety over the past few years, which is why I feel they are the superior choice when purchasing a new car.
    • CORRECT RESPONSE: uhhhhhhh no, you’re wrong and stupid and dumb and u dont know what ur talking about so maybe u should get off the internet and instead go kiss a elf cuz ur dumb as a fool!!!
    • EVER BETTER RESPONSE: I’M GUNNA KILL YOU WITH MY DESERT EAGLE!!!
  2. CLAIM YOU WORK IN WHATEVER FIELD YOU’RE ARGUING ABOUT
    • FLAME: how dare u say that abortion should be legal! WTF is wrong with u?! abortion should be outlawed and if you kill a baby then the president should kill u for being a murderar becuz tiny babys are just like litle ppl and ur a muderer!!!
    • INCORRECT RESPONSE: Well I may just be a single mother, but I still think abortion is a woman’s choice, not the government’s.
    • CORRECT REPONSE: Well I may just be an aborted fetus, but I still think abortion is a woman’s choice, not the government’s.
  3. IF LOSING AN ARGUMENT, FEIGN FRUSTRATION AND THEN CLAIM YOU’RE BLOCKING THE PERSON
    • FLAME: i cant believe u said that president clinton was the 16th president, tahts wrong, he was the 42nd president you damn ideiot, and i should know cuz my dad worked in the ovale office last year and he’s in the social security which protext the president from terrists
    • INCORRECT RESPONSE: Upon completing some rudimentary research, I have reached the conclusion that you are correct and I was wrong! My apologies, dear sir, and thank you for revealing truth to me!
      CORRECT RESPONSE: GOD THIS IS SO POINTLESS!!! listen I am sick of saying this over and over, you obviously r to stupid to understand even BASIC ENGLITSH and Im getting sick of your dumb emails so I’m blocking u once and for all GOODBYE DUMB ASS! DONT BOTHER EMAILING ME CUZ I WONT GET IT, WELCOME TO IGNORESVILLE POPULATION: YOU, HOPE U LIKE TALKING TO A BLOCK LIST HAHAHAHAHA.

  4. AT SOME POINT IN TIME, CLAIM THE OTHER PERSON IS A NAZI
    • FLAME: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no i dont think taht GI Joe could beat the Transformers in a battle cuz Optomus prime would like totally kill the shit out of duke and waht do u know about anything anyway u reteard
    • INCORRECT RESPONSE: Dear Internet cur, I’ll have you know that your churlish actions and replies reek of an insolent ignoramus! Why, upon reading your cretinous claim, I let out a mighty scoff and nearly choked upon my brandy!
    • CORRECT RESPONSE: FUK U HITLER!!!

Commentaar toevoegen April 22nd, 2005

Would you deserve a Surfers-License?

Recently I got involved in a discussion on 7seconden.be, and we suggested to make a test to see if someone deserves to be on the Internet. After all, the Internet is like a highway, some people shouldn’t be on it or shouldn’t be driving a car in the first place!
So, I made a little test to see if you’d get your Surfers-License or Webbers-License.
Go check it out here and let me know how you did :)

Comments are welcome and you can defend your score here :p

23 commentaren April 21st, 2005

He’s back!

Chinese Dude

I found this article on Wapi’s blog (again, he’s got great stuff :)). It’s very old, and most of you probably have seen it before. Nonetheless it deserves a repost, just because it’s so good.
This dude has the perfect photoshop-face. Seriously. I’m thinking of starting such a thing myself, but I’m still looking for the perfect picture…

Here is the website, here’s the opendir. Have fun!

Commentaar toevoegen April 21st, 2005

Ever wonder what sysadmins do?

Sysadmins at work

I found this article on Wapi’s blog, and it’s dedicated to Nephie ;)

Whenever you try something like this, please call me. I’ll be there asap :)

3 commentaren April 21st, 2005

Free Tickets for HUMO’s ROCK RALLY

I won 2 tickets for this saturday (april 23d) to go to “HUMO’s ROCK RALLY”, but I can’t go.


Proficiat! Felicitations! Congratulations!

Congratulations!

You have won!
You can collect your 2 free tickets for the HUMO’s ROCK RALLY on tour concert (Saturday 23 April - 8pm - AB) from the guest desk.

Who wants 2 free tickets?

[UPDATE]
Ding! Ding! We have a winner!
Tickets go to katrien007.
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1 commentaar April 20th, 2005

First official pope-joke

Pope Ratzinger

I received this at 12:03, (9 minutes ago), and that’s not even 24 hours after he got elected. I love the Internet :)

For the record: I received this by email, it is not my work. It’s a bit hard, but we’re strong :p

[UPDATE]
Joke number 2
[/UPDATE]

2 commentaren April 20th, 2005

I want one! I want one!

On tshirthell.com you can find some great T-shirts. Here are my favourites:

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And here are some baby-shirts that are pretty nifty :)

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All the T-shirts can be customized (shape, color, size, …). These are the different possibilities:

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And this one for babies:

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Go check the site if you need more info. I want to order some, let me know if you’re interested so we can split the shipping charges :)

5 commentaren April 19th, 2005

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