How to Win Any Argument On the Internet
I found this on WZL (this post in particular). It’s a guide on how to win any argument on the internet, and it’s hilarious 
Read it here.
The highlights:
- NEVER DEFEND YOUR OWN POINTS
- FLAME: hey fag i read ur article abotu ford cars and I just wanna let u know ur stupid and dont know nothing about cars cuz CHEVY IS THE BEST CAR MAKER IN THE WORLD!!!!
- INCORRECT RESPONSE: No, I firmly believe what I wrote is correct, Ford automobiles have excelled in both price and safety over the past few years, which is why I feel they are the superior choice when purchasing a new car.
- CORRECT RESPONSE: uhhhhhhh no, you’re wrong and stupid and dumb and u dont know what ur talking about so maybe u should get off the internet and instead go kiss a elf cuz ur dumb as a fool!!!
- EVER BETTER RESPONSE: I’M GUNNA KILL YOU WITH MY DESERT EAGLE!!!
- CLAIM YOU WORK IN WHATEVER FIELD YOU’RE ARGUING ABOUT
- FLAME: how dare u say that abortion should be legal! WTF is wrong with u?! abortion should be outlawed and if you kill a baby then the president should kill u for being a murderar becuz tiny babys are just like litle ppl and ur a muderer!!!
- INCORRECT RESPONSE: Well I may just be a single mother, but I still think abortion is a woman’s choice, not the government’s.
- CORRECT REPONSE: Well I may just be an aborted fetus, but I still think abortion is a woman’s choice, not the government’s.
- IF LOSING AN ARGUMENT, FEIGN FRUSTRATION AND THEN CLAIM YOU’RE BLOCKING THE PERSON
- FLAME: i cant believe u said that president clinton was the 16th president, tahts wrong, he was the 42nd president you damn ideiot, and i should know cuz my dad worked in the ovale office last year and he’s in the social security which protext the president from terrists
- AT SOME POINT IN TIME, CLAIM THE OTHER PERSON IS A NAZI
- FLAME: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no i dont think taht GI Joe could beat the Transformers in a battle cuz Optomus prime would like totally kill the shit out of duke and waht do u know about anything anyway u reteard
- INCORRECT RESPONSE: Dear Internet cur, I’ll have you know that your churlish actions and replies reek of an insolent ignoramus! Why, upon reading your cretinous claim, I let out a mighty scoff and nearly choked upon my brandy!
- CORRECT RESPONSE: FUK U HITLER!!!
INCORRECT RESPONSE: Upon completing some rudimentary research, I have reached the conclusion that you are correct and I was wrong! My apologies, dear sir, and thank you for revealing truth to me!
CORRECT RESPONSE: GOD THIS IS SO POINTLESS!!! listen I am sick of saying this over and over, you obviously r to stupid to understand even BASIC ENGLITSH and Im getting sick of your dumb emails so I’m blocking u once and for all GOODBYE DUMB ASS! DONT BOTHER EMAILING ME CUZ I WONT GET IT, WELCOME TO IGNORESVILLE POPULATION: YOU, HOPE U LIKE TALKING TO A BLOCK LIST HAHAHAHAHA.
Commentaar toevoegen April 22nd, 2005
